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by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003
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Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.
1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.
by ganjamancer May 18, 2010
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Skanktastic

This is a female who is a skank, but you still want to hit that. She is defined as a skank who is kind of fly (fantastic).
Yo dog, let's leave this club. They ain't no ho's up here that I want to hit. Oh wait, that one over on the pole is skanktastic and so is the other one dancing in the cage! My bad.
by Scotina September 25, 2009
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Santasy

A dream or fantasy somehow involving one of more of the following figures: Santa Claus, Papai Noel, Shengdan Laoren, Viejo Pascuero, Sinter Klaas, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Joulupukki, Pere Noel, Saint Nikolaus, Kanakaloka, De Kerstman, Tel-apo/Mikulas/Winter Grandfather, Baba, Babbo Natale, Hoteiosho, Kaledu Senelis, Black Peter, Julenissen, Papa Noel, Swiety Mikolaj, Ded Moroz, El Nino Jesus, Tomten/Jultomten, or Richard Attenborough.

Sometimes sexual in nature, these visions often transcend reality in every way, and at the end, they may or may not leave the dreamer in an unsettled state. It cannot officially be predicted who will have a a santasy, or when they will occur; however, non-Christians have been known to have them, and there have even been reports of them occurring year-round.
I had a great santasy last night, in which I rode Santa in his sleigh all around the world.
by Moxie837 December 17, 2008
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spanktastic

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.
Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!
by roughhausen December 14, 2008
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shanktastic

Something that is very prison-like, Often a common item that can be made into a prison weapon.
"WOW, that melted pen is SHANKTASTIC!"
by Pyrotastic January 1, 2008
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