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spanktasy 

*REVISION* the feeling of sexual satisfaction after masterbating
spanktasy by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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spanktasy 

i experienced great spanktasy last night
spanktasy by rocky allnyte May 20, 2003

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.
1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.
Spanktuary by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

Skanktastic 

This is a female who is a skank, but you still want to hit that. She is defined as a skank who is kind of fly (fantastic).
Yo dog, let's leave this club. They ain't no ho's up here that I want to hit. Oh wait, that one over on the pole is skanktastic and so is the other one dancing in the cage! My bad.
Skanktastic by Scotina September 25, 2009
A dream or fantasy somehow involving one of more of the following figures: Santa Claus, Papai Noel, Shengdan Laoren, Viejo Pascuero, Sinter Klaas, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Joulupukki, Pere Noel, Saint Nikolaus, Kanakaloka, De Kerstman, Tel-apo/Mikulas/Winter Grandfather, Baba, Babbo Natale, Hoteiosho, Kaledu Senelis, Black Peter, Julenissen, Papa Noel, Swiety Mikolaj, Ded Moroz, El Nino Jesus, Tomten/Jultomten, or Richard Attenborough.

Sometimes sexual in nature, these visions often transcend reality in every way, and at the end, they may or may not leave the dreamer in an unsettled state. It cannot officially be predicted who will have a a santasy, or when they will occur; however, non-Christians have been known to have them, and there have even been reports of them occurring year-round.
I had a great santasy last night, in which I rode Santa in his sleigh all around the world.
Santasy by Moxie837 December 17, 2008

spanktastic 

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.
Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!
spanktastic by roughhausen December 14, 2008

shanktastic

Something that is very prison-like, Often a common item that can be made into a prison weapon.
"WOW, that melted pen is SHANKTASTIC!"
shanktastic by Pyrotastic January 1, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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