spanktastic

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.

Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!

by roughhausen December 14, 2008

spanktastic

Adj. A description attributed to a place, emotion or person to convey the feeling of excitement and satisfaction often with undertones of sexuality.

"That girl is totally spanktastic."

by Pip April 24, 2003

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004

spanktastic

A really good masterbation session

Last night was spanktastic

by rocky allnyte May 22, 2003

recticular spanktastic ganglian

The area on the anus that stimulate sexual urges. The term is mainly used on females as it is supposed to be outside of the rectum. Applying pressure to the area may cause a spasm of the lower body and is often used while in the midst of intercourse.

Maury pressed my recticular spanktastic ganglian and I sprayed him.

by Antonius Rectus June 30, 2006

splacktastical

Something that is better than anything you've ever seen before. Amazing.

Those gray Nike shoes are splacktastical.

by SaltySnit April 13, 2017

Skanktastic

This is a female who is a skank, but you still want to hit that. She is defined as a skank who is kind of fly (fantastic).

Yo dog, let's leave this club. They ain't no ho's up here that I want to hit. Oh wait, that one over on the pole is skanktastic and so is the other one dancing in the cage! My bad.

by Scotina September 25, 2009