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spankito suave 

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
spankito suave by Batrastard July 5, 2003
Is a stank skank. A promiscuous women with extreme body order from multiple partners.
That bitch be one stankity ho.
stankity by Doc douchebottle January 24, 2014

Skankity slut-slut 

One who is not just a skank, or a slut but a combination of the two, usually a female who enjoys her promiscuity and 'assets' and uses them to her advantage.
"You know the girl with the huge knockers?" "Ergh, she's such a skankity slut-slut".

"Hey everybody, it's skankity slut-slut!"
"My name's Mai Valentine."
"That's what I said, skankity slut-slut." -Tea, Mai. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series
Skankity slut-slut by Unsinkable K. September 29, 2007

skankity 

Describing a person, place, or thing with a skanky nature.
I don't go to poetry nights at the Jazz Club, way too skankity.
skankity by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

Dankity Stankity 

Dankity Stankity by Mr. Green thumbs February 28, 2010

spankety spank 

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.
spankety spank by Maggot666 February 17, 2005