6 definition by Dezrespect

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Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.
I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!
by Dezrespect April 29, 2007

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A male pushover-type who consistently bows down to females. When the Sad Puppy finally gets involved in a relationship, he usually gets dumped in weeks or months, not years. Rarely the initiator of a breakup.
My Ex-boyfriend really loved me but he was such a sad puppy I couldn't stand him after a while. Now I'm with a real asshole and things couldn't be better.
by Dezrespect April 29, 2007

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An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
by Dezrespect April 29, 2007

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Describing a person, place, or thing with a skanky nature.
I don't go to poetry nights at the Jazz Club, way too skankity.
by Dezrespect April 29, 2007

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Boring electronic music. From the music terms Techno and Elevator Music.
Went to that Praful show. Pure technovator trash.
by Dezrespect April 29, 2007

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The sound a trash person’s car makes to announce they’ve arrived, as if mobile phones didn’t exist. (Trash+honk).
Girl, you gotta break up with that guy. He smells bad, eats garbage food and tronks every time he picks you up.
by Dezrespect November 04, 2018

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