by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
A male pushover-type who consistently bows down to females. When the Sad Puppy finally gets involved in a relationship, he usually gets dumped in weeks or months, not years. Rarely the initiator of a breakup.
My Ex-boyfriend really loved me but he was such a sad puppy I couldn't stand him after a while. Now I'm with a real asshole and things couldn't be better.
by Dezrespect December 26, 2008
Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.
I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
The sound a trash person’s car makes to announce they’ve arrived, as if mobile phones didn’t exist. (Trash+honk).
Girl, you gotta break up with that guy. He smells bad, eats garbage food and tronks every time he picks you up.
by Dezrespect November 04, 2018
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007