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spankito suave
1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.
2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay
3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay
3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."
"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."
"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."
"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
spankito suave by Batrastard July 5, 2003
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spankutorium
Any yellow-painted building on the outskirts of town frequented by furtive men in raincoats and for the purpose of mastrubation in any one of dozens of small booths gathered into the same large yellow building.
"Leo went to the spankutorium to relieve stress caused by his marriage, his job and the fact that it felt great".
spankutorium by Humpinate March 13, 2008
Spankity
how about a spankity
SpAnito
That girl over there is a spAnito
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