Spalten 

Verb, to fuck someone or something in a very rough way

Person A wird heute noch gespalten

Spalten by Callela2015 June 5, 2015

Spaten

Amazing German beer, from Munich

Hey bartender, give me a Spaten

Spaten by DrinkyDrink October 24, 2008

Spattention 

Attention, Space, Want, Need, Distance, Separate, Attentive

“I need a little bit of spattention in order for us to have a healthy relationship.”

“If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”

Spattention by Write Me April 11, 2020

spaten optimator 

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.

John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"

spaten optimator by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

spaten scale 

A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.

drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.

drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.

totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!

drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.

drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.

spaten scale by janitorforfree April 11, 2008

spalend 

A cross between a bellend and a spas. often used to describe someone who has done something rash or stupid

he was acting like a spalend in class today

spalend by jono:D June 2, 2015

Sparten 

In Modern Warfare 2, when one would kill themselves with any explosive device (cooked frag, semtex, claymore, flashbang, etc.) when in Last Stand Pro, so as to deny the enemy of a kill.

This move was discovered and stopped in Black Ops, but if you had already planted a claymore you could crawl in front of it and shoot it.

John was knocked into Last Stand but killed the enemy, so he pulled a Sparten so the enemy wouldn't get the points for the kill.

The enemy got lucky and hit Jacob with an RPG, but Jacob crawled in front of his claymore and pulled a Sparten to deny the enemy of the match winning kill.

Sparten by Sparten October 30, 2012