Definitions by janitorforfree
spaten scale
A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
spaten scale by janitorforfree April 11, 2008
restaurant atm
Cough up some cash mofo, i'll put the whole bill on my card. I love to visit the restaurant atm -- fee free.
restaurant atm by janitorforfree April 10, 2008
funky vag
The olsen twins: caked on eye make up, grunge overload and an aversion to shampoo -- those are two funky vags!
funky vag by janitorforfree April 10, 2008