The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "Onemust exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".
A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.
Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?
Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.
The opposite of Slender Man, it is believed to help children and give out presents such as flowers. The Splendorman is said to look similar to slender-man save that he has two eyes, a smile and polka dots all over his suit.
A Video About Splendorman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MXYC_jX2Wc
A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.