Spallen 

A ship that sucks

That’s really spallen

Spallen by Buddy is my dog January 19, 2019

Smallen 

The term for baby fallen from the popular video game Destiny 2 by Bungie.

Person 1: Did you see the season 14 trailer?
Person 2: Yeah the Smallen are super adorable!

Smallen by QwertyBored May 5, 2021

Spalled 

(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."

Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

Smallenfreuden 

Where Visa takes joy from seeing small businesses suffer from cashing in on the high credit card transaction fees compared to using debit. Eerily similar to the German word Schadenfreude, which is to is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I'm going to smallenfreuden that business so hard.

Smallenfreuden by AverageJoe79 June 21, 2013

Spalten 

Verb, to fuck someone or something in a very rough way

Person A wird heute noch gespalten

Spalten by Callela2015 June 5, 2015

Smallenfreuden 

1. The joy of falling into debt in small increments.

2. A somewhat douchey attempt at a viral marketing campaign by VISA, involving created twitter accounts, urban dictionary entries, a "history of smallenfreuden" video, a creepy hockey commercial, and being generally pretentiously mysterious. The word is a loanword only insofar as VISA created it specifically for the campaign.

"What the hell is 'smallenfreuden'?"

Smallenfreuden by Nofuckingtablet May 13, 2013

Spellend 

When your geography teacher does not want to say bellend! XD

Who drew this damn spellend on the board?

Spellend by Lil Nigward November 26, 2018