Spalted

Getting purposly rolled over by a competitor during a radio control car race.

Bill got spalted on the first lap.

by Trail Jabroni January 4, 2026

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Salted Fish Community Services

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.

Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021

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Lightly Salted

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

by Kashmando August 11, 2014

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Spalled

(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."

by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

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Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.

Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!

by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015

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