Adjective, Use to describe modified cars that are done really badly. Usually on tiny cars, small engines, big stereos. Usually Micra's or Punto's.

Can also be tagged onto badly accessorised people.

Jesus look at the state of that car! It's spaldy! Dopey Bastard!

Spaldy by Adam Fogarty August 16, 2006

spalm

To apply ointment or lubricant to the undercarraige of ones self to prevent chafing and or sores

Before going running, penelope spalmed her nether regions to avoid chafing from her ass cheeks rubbing together,

spalm by the a. h. January 16, 2006

Salmy

The adjective to describe something smaller than small.

"Leo, you've got such a salmy dick." Said Alex

Salmy by Tinks_ June 17, 2018

Spally

A Spally is a female usually with a ginger bieber failure haircut. This Spally may also have up to 6 rolls, but uaully has only 3. Spally likes to flirt with the most attravctive person of the opposite sex, even though a Spally is fuck ugly and compleatly retarded. Spally may also be refered to as Spall or Spall-ette or Dickhead.

The name Spally originated from way back in 2007 in the far depths of south London, and from there the name spread outwards. A Spall may also be a female pretanding to be a male to hide sexuality. Usually a Spall will be seen hanging around large-ish towns with a pair of twins and a curly-haired friend. Spally will be racist and against anything but themselfs and attractive people. Spally is usually a compleate dick who should be burned alive, but for some reason is seen as popular.
Spally likes to pretend their clothes are extremely expensive and luxury but in reality its clothes will be from charity shops or M&M Direct. Spally may also Taalk Lyk Diis On Facebook And Comonly Misspell Thingss Coss Spall Iss A Spazzzzzzzz, which will end up leaving spall with very little facebook friends at all. Spally may also have extremely sexy legs or big eyebrows, these are key points of Spally infact.

Person 1: Who is that? they're really pissing me off, can't they see that Kya doesn't like her?
Person 2: Oh, thats Rian, most people call her Spally though cause she's an ugly slut.

Spally by 123445677889 May 1, 2011

Spammy

In english slang, Spammy is the new, 'upcoming' word for hicky or love bite

OMG! look at the size of that spammy!!!

Spammy by Hayley_H December 13, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026