look, its penelope
by jake.loniun November 16, 2016
a cruise; a blunt cruise in the country where cops usually don't go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the passengers
Wife: where the fuck you been?!?
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.
by TraumaQuadrion February 24, 2009
a disgusting french pig. who loves to eat food and is the most annoying thing on the planet. she should really go get a life and go be a bad trashy slut somewhere else. she has a disgusting puke colored phone and needs to go to jenny craig...PRONTO. has a nose for cheeses, likes to speak in a british accent but sucks at it. asked all the guys to the sadies dance but got rejected by 15. she wear extra small shirts/pants when she needs to buy XXXLLLL shirts/pants
by veryveryveryverybestfriend February 11, 2009
if you see a brown snake, you eat its pet blue named klunkasouruspelpel. this is a perfect example of a penelope.
penelope - an asian eats your pet dog named whatuphomeslicedigereedoofaggotmangoplutocrabfourleftupdownrightgreenblueupleftBLUE!ralph'speepeeholemonkeymat. ALL HAIL THE RALPH!!!
by ripjohndimitru/ralphpen November 30, 2018
The best friend you could ever ask for. She’s one in a million kind sweet and very very funny. Always makes you laugh when your feeling down. Always beautiful without makeup even what she disagree with you. Will always win a fight because she Suborn but you love that about her. The best gamer girl there is no doubt about it. She will always listen even when she doesn’t want to. Might make fun of you for dum reason but you can’t disagree that they aren’t funny. But you love them
Penelope is the best
by Fhghjf May 23, 2019
A great friend who is understanding. She is shy when she doesn't know you but when you get to know her she is very social. She is the best friend you could ask for. She is very fun and funny.
Hey who's that girl sitting in the corner with 2 others?
That's Penelope
Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
That's Penelope
Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
by Platnum_Trash February 26, 2019