thefacebook 

A spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. Students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (Name, relationship status, telephone, AIM, address, classes, favorite stuff, etc.) For this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

Used to "connect" with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your Psych 101 class.

The modern uni equivalent of "What's your number?"

Hey, are you on facebook?

thefacebook by Lady Chevalier May 3, 2005

thefacebook 

a better version of friendster where only the cream of the crop (the ones in college) can register and use.

I can find all the girls with looks and brains on thefacebook.

thefacebook by Dont be bitter May 13, 2005

thefacebook 

A weak friendster ripoff through which Harvard students can impose their inferiority on other schools.

High praise for thefacebook shows that inflation at Harvard is not merely limited to grades.

thefacebook by Huck Farvard March 10, 2004

The Facebook Paradigm 

The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.

I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.

The Facebook Paradigm by fluvial March 4, 2010

The Facebook Hypocrite 

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

The Facebook Hypocrite by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013

Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show

Breaking the Facebook wall by Ticktok December 28, 2012

Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth 

When somebody tries to look up a friend on Facebook, only to find that they deleted their account without telling you, thus losing contact with them forever.

Mr. X: "Hey, I tried looking up John's profile but couldn't find it. Do you know what happened?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."

Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth by Dradisaulo August 1, 2012