spammy 

Adjective.
Having the qualities/likeness of spam.
See spam.

thefacebook.com isn't really spammy--they don't overload your inbox

spammy by Heather D December 15, 2004

Spammy 

In english slang, Spammy is the new, 'upcoming' word for hicky or love bite

OMG! look at the size of that spammy!!!

Spammy by Hayley_H December 13, 2008

spammy 

spammy is a nickname for some dude named sam, that likes to spam alot :D

sammy13: spam spam spam spam spam :D:D
linuxguru1: dude, from now on, im calling u spammy.. ^^
spammy13: ROFLFLAKES XD

spammy by spammy13 April 3, 2008

spammy 

Noun - An idiot, a word commonly used in Liverpool deriving from the TV Show 'Red Dwarf'

"Don't be a spammy lad"

spammy by ld8ca March 16, 2009

spammy 

A girl that noramlly has something to talk about. Insain, weird, strange, makes odd noises only few understand. Waers all her clothes at once. Likes to think she is cool but generally a laugh.

Person one: How'ya doing Spammy?
Spammy: Urgh *pulls confused face*

spammy by bendoverisfit January 27, 2008

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop 

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

Sammy swoop by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019