Spacklock 

The imaginary device a Spackman uses to devine time.

No real effort is ever made to ensure its accuracy, yet it's fabricated output is considered to be as reliable as actual Big Ben by the lesser spotted Spackman} Similar to a Caribbean [Clock.

Luke: Why has James gone home? It's five minutes to five!
Rupert: He's using his Spacklock again.

Luke: James, what time is it?
James: Morning.

Spacklock by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Spamlock 

Similar to traffic gridlock. Occurs when a fanbase will overload a message board with threads asking to save their show ( that is in danger of cancellation).

Spamlock has cluttered the boards.
...or...
This spamlock has been going on for days.

Spamlock by amnesiavictim April 14, 2009

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

Spackcock by AJ212 August 7, 2009

spackleknacker 

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers

Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!

spackleknacker by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008

slacksocks 

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!

" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks

slacksocks by peon123 December 6, 2011

spacock 

what the hell am I doing with my life...

Spacock

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spacock by RadToons April 18, 2023

spacedock 

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.

1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?

spacedock by nbiz September 20, 2005