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someone who's useless at computers today.. likely a receptionist for a doctor who forgot to book your appointment and got you to waste a trip
What a spadock
Spadock by Flesheatingbug January 19, 2022
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Spicock can be defined 2 ways
1) A spicock is a spic with an extremely large cock
2) Calling someone a spanish Chicken
1) Man Jose is Such a spicock
2) My father is a Spicock breeder
Spicock by Spicock March 20, 2010
When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.
"I was running really late today so to get to school i had to shacockle out of my driveway."

"I had to get to bed early last night, so when me and my gilfriend were dry humping i had to hurry up and shacockle so i could get some sweet shut-eye."
shacockle by N+L June 17, 2008

Shacocker 

Kim Kardashian already filed for divorce? Shacocker!!
Shacocker by LaChick November 2, 2011

Shacockee 

Shacockee is a word made by three inapropriate kids named Rachel, Tyler, and Samson. Shacockee is basically an excuse to say any word inside school boundaries.
Suck my shacockee.
Shacockee by Shacockeelover33 May 28, 2018

spamcock 

Noun

An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.
"If that spamcock plugs his shit one more time on my website, Im gonna ban him"
spamcock by Shitbox April 28, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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