smackjockey 

usually to describe someones stupidity or their neverending love for football or just a dumbass that looks pretty ugly and has concrete slabs.

i know a smackjockey we call him Josh Pezzi B/c his teeth look like their doining backflips and their concrete slabbed

smackjockey by Josh Beier December 23, 2003

smackjockey 

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

smackjockey by Beier December 28, 2003

smackmonkey 

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

smackmonkey by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005