gridlock

v.
The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.
(a female):"I've just been gridlocked by that sexy dyke's friend."
by evan m. September 14, 2005
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gridlock

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block
"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."
by dcwoman September 14, 2005
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Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)
The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.
by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010
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Gridlock

When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.
I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.
by Double-O-Ben October 22, 2013
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Gridlock

The thickest bitch that will ever exist
Holy shit i never seen a gridlock so huge
by BigDaddyD8126 May 14, 2020
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Gridlock

A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."

Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
by enthusiast July 22, 2009
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Gridlocks

A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
Lashonda got her hair done in gridlocks after her gel manicure.
by Webdebnyc February 19, 2012
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