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South Beach Tow 

A Fake Reality Television series where people get their Cars Towed. Has it's funny moments, but we all know it's fake. And has some Drama with other towing company, goodfellas towing. Takes place in Miami, Florida. The Company is called " Tremont Towing" Belive it or not, The Company DOSE Exist. But all the drama you see is fake. And and Channel it airs on, Tru TV, Admitted to some scenes being scripted.

But Bernice is my Favorite. She's a bad ass
Drew- Let's Watch some people act like idiots when they get their cars towed!
Jonathan - What show is that?
Drew - South Beach Tow!
South Beach Tow by Drew the Russian December 23, 2013

South Beach Spray Tan 

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
South Beach Diet by GAWII March 24, 2011

South Beach Diet

The South Beach Diet is a 3 phase diet created by cardiologist Arthur Agatston from Miami (hence the name of the diet) which stresses the idea of eating "good carbs and good fats" and staying away from "bad carbs and bad fats".

The idea is that you will develop a better insulin resistance which will help you keep your metabolism in shape. It is highly advised in the diet that people stay away from saturated fats and trans fats.

There are certain foods that are permitted and certain foods that are advised against. The diet has therefore come under fire for being too restrictive and not examining more foods to be placed in these 2 categories.

The South Beach Diet is the main competitor of Weight Watchers. The 2 programs have had bitter battles for participants including advertising wars, claims against each other, boasting of their accomplishments and much more. For these reasons some former followers of these diets have resorted to diet pills, some of the most dangerous diet solutions on the market.
Her diet was going well, she was on the South Beach Diet and couldn't stand the foods being practically rationed but she was losing weight.
South Beach Diet by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007

South Beach Trash

Americans who live in South Beach who immitate and emulate the resident Eurotrash.
This guy acts like the Eurotrash living in South Beach -- he's like South Beach Trash.

South Beach Dream Catcher 

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.
That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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