Definitions by JackAttack21

South Beach Spray Tan 

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.

Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

South Beach Spray Tan by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012

New England Lobsta Chowda 

When a guy eats a girl out with a yeast infection and while having her period

I'm sure you get the gist of this ;) New England Lobsta Chowda mmmmm

New England Lobsta Chowda by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012