Somac

n. soju (Korean liquor) + macju (beer). What Korean people drink to get wasted.

Somac will f*ck you up next morning.

by tommyjung November 20, 2010

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

by Tbird December 14, 2008

Wrap say he smack

The almighty phrase to win rap battles on Roblox

Airpods203040: Wrap say he smack
Crowd: Ooohhhhhhh
Noob opponent: YES
Airpods203040: *wins*

by Your friend from 2nd grade May 4, 2020

Smack the MAC

to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"

I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.

by marv3000 January 12, 2020

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

Tit smack

Used to describe an event where a woman's large breasts smack against someone, something or even themselves.

Alternatively, it can be used the other way around to describe the action of actually smacking an individual or set of titties.

Ex. 1

Without looking, the french teacher, Ms. E. Norma Stits quickly turned around and tit smacked lil Timmy in the face, knocking his glasses off.

Ex. 2

Shut the fuck up or I'll tit smack the shit outta you with my dick!

by Youknowwhoiam2 January 23, 2014

smackaroonies

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016