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1. A real cutie who is very nice and helps everyone out when they are feeling down. He is very good at critical ops too, and will always be better then you are. He played tennis once or was it golf? I honestly do not know. Anyways, he is super cool and always a great guy to be around with!

2. He is the best gfx artist NA, way better then Octane or Audi (those stupid randoms i swear). He is also good at a game called Critical Ops and will destroy you in rank anytime, anyday. He is also very known and super cool too

- Number 1 fan.
SoggyWaffle_ by BigCoolKid February 11, 2019
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soggy waffle 

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice
soggy waffle by mike November 13, 2003

Soggy Waffle Game 

When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.
Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game

Syracuse Soggy Waffle 

An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.
That girl has a poor attitude, she could use a Syracuse soggy waffle.

Soggy Waffle 

This occurs as a result of when bored college students with crude humor (and no beer), and a fresh box of ego's come into play at a social gathering of the masses, a.k.a. a shindig or guy's night, where the participants thus sit around in a circle, or half circle for the more experienced games due to longer projection, and bop the one-eyed weasel whilst cocks are pointed at the specimen, usually a waffle, or a pancake if you like to mess up a good game do to lack of following the instructions, and thus calling the game Soggy Pancake, which is not as funny and we're still wasting time. The gallient players beat their meat until the ejaculant from every player but one has landed upon the waffle making it soggy. The last guy who couldn't "keep it up" must ritually end the game by consuming the waffle at once. And behold, another game commence!
And lo, sir Edward didst COME last in the recreational activities of the prestigious Soggy Waffle, and he did maketh a face of detest whilst consuming the warm goo upon the waffle's exterior, and there was much rejoicing.
Soggy Waffle by SirLarryCody2009 October 7, 2008

The Soggy Waffle Game 

When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.
Man..... I got to play The Soggy Waffle Game last night, and i had to eat it at least 3 times.

Soggy Waffle Fucker 

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
Soggy Waffle Fucker by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008
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