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Cockulate
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
Related Words
Sockulate • suckulate • Sockolate • Cockulate • cockulater • sacculate • Shockalate • shocklate • shockolate • Shockolated
spockulation
Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.
It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.
spockulation by iteration2 January 5, 2014
smakulate
Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating
Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."
smakulate by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006
Suckplates
Suckplates by Phresh270 July 30, 2012
Sockwater
Drink this sockwater, bitch!
I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!
Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"
I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!
Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"
Sockwater by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008
sacculate
When playing American football, when one of the defensive unit destroys the quarterback from the opposing team.
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