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The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.
Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...
by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024
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Cummuting

Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.
Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!
by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024
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Hobnobs

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis
Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!
by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023
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Sleepy Doggy

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...
by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023
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Human Fence

A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.
Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!
by H4XOR13 August 1, 2023
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Skinheading

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised
Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading
by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023
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Bed and breakfast

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?
by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023
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