H4XOR13's definitions

Retarding force

More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.

Those guys were a retarding force to be reckoned with...

by H4XOR13 December 9, 2019

Sockulate

Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021

Dodgey dodger

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.

Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!

by H4XOR13 February 1, 2021

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Skinheading

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023