H4XOR13's definitions

Sleepy Doggy

Giving doggy style to a sleeping person.

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...

by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

Blasting Off

Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

Siberian pipeline

When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.

Gave my girl a Siberian pipeline last night because she was hammered from all the vodka.

by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022

Gorgy

The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.

Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.

by H4XOR13 April 7, 2023