The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 02, 2024

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Gorgy

The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.

Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.

by H4XOR13 April 07, 2023

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When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

by H4XOR13 October 05, 2022

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Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

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Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

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Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.

Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!

by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024

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Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021

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