Urban Dictionary: Definitions by H4XOR13

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

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Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.

Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!

Cummuting by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024

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1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

Hobnobs by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023

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Giving doggy style to a sleeping person.

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...

Sleepy Doggy by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023

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A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.

Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!

Human Fence by H4XOR13 August 1, 2023

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Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

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Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

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