H4XOR13's definitions

Blasting Off

Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

Skinheading

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023