Definitions by H4XOR13

The bread is rising 

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

The bread is rising by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

Cummuting 

Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.

Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!

Cummuting by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024

Hobnobs 

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

Hobnobs by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023

Sleepy Doggy 

Giving doggy style to a sleeping person.

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...

Sleepy Doggy by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023

Human Fence 

A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.

Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!

Human Fence by H4XOR13 August 1, 2023

Skinheading 

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

Skinheading by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023

Bed and breakfast 

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

Bed and breakfast by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023