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shockolate 

1- The sudden and delightful realization that One is now into Chocolate. That's literal and/or figurative Chocolate ;-)

2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".
1- I knew I liked Tanya but now I think I'm in love. I know... I'm shockolated!!

2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.
shockolate by Dothething! December 8, 2023
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Milk Shockolate 

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!
Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!
Milk Shockolate by The "S" July 30, 2008

shokolate 

Shokolate is like adding chocolate to an electrical sotrm!!!!
see "POWER THIRST" videos on youtube to see shokolate in action.
shokolate by bastiaanse January 20, 2008
Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.
I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!
shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009

Shpocolate

The only known english word to rhyme with chocolate.
The only word that rhymes with chocolate is shpocolate.

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.
I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.
"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."
smockolate by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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