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shockolate 

1- The sudden and delightful realization that One is now into Chocolate. That's literal and/or figurative Chocolate ;-)

2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".
1- I knew I liked Tanya but now I think I'm in love. I know... I'm shockolated!!

2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.
shockolate by Dothething! December 8, 2023
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Milk Shockolate 

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!
Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!
Milk Shockolate by The "S" July 30, 2008

shokolate 

Shokolate is like adding chocolate to an electrical sotrm!!!!

see "POWER THIRST" videos on youtube to see shokolate in action.
shokolate by bastiaanse January 20, 2008
Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.
I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!
shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009

Shpocolate

The only known english word to rhyme with chocolate.
The only word that rhymes with chocolate is shpocolate.

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.
I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.
"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."
smockolate by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008
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