Shockalate 

This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!

Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.

Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?

Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.

(couple minutes later)

Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!

Shockalate by Sicko-Speirs January 14, 2009

shokolate 

Shokolate is like adding chocolate to an electrical sotrm!!!!

see "POWER THIRST" videos on youtube to see shokolate in action.

shokolate by bastiaanse January 20, 2008

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009

smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.

"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."

smockolate by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008

Shockolated 

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

Shockolated by Lusky March 27, 2008

Milk Shockolate 

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

Milk Shockolate by The "S" July 30, 2008

shockolate 

1- The sudden and delightful realization that One is now into Chocolate. That's literal and/or figurative Chocolate ;-)

2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".

1- I knew I liked Tanya but now I think I'm in love. I know... I'm shockolated!!

2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.

shockolate by Dothething! December 8, 2023