snorlaxophobe

A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.

Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Snorlaxophile

When you are have weird crushes on humans that look like snorlax's... Can be awkward turtle when you are in the vicinity as you are obsessed by the thought of a winking snorlax

Dude... Brick is such a snorlaxophile... He starts winking uncontrollably.

by UndercoverOrca May 28, 2016