Definitions by UndercoverOrca

Cheesy Poof-dust 

The gloriously orange dust that coats one's fingers after enjoying some Cheesy Poof action

"Shaniqua was head to toe Cheesy Poof-dust..Girlfriend loves her Cheesy Poofs"

"Eat my Cheesy Poof-dust" ...

Cheesy Poof-dust by UndercoverOrca August 12, 2016

Face-Rapist 

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

Face-Rapist by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016

rainbow shit

Girls who wear ridiculous amounts of colours on their clothing. Play safe. Play black.

"Brittany didn't get the memo about always wearing black, it's 2016... She looks like a rainbow took a shit on her

"Yea totally a rainbow shit."

rainbow shit by UndercoverOrca August 9, 2016

rainbow cow 

When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...

Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.

HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.

rainbow cow by UndercoverOrca August 7, 2016

Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

Fluff monkey by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016

Snorlaxophile 

When you are have weird crushes on humans that look like snorlax's... Can be awkward turtle when you are in the vicinity as you are obsessed by the thought of a winking snorlax

Dude... Brick is such a snorlaxophile... He starts winking uncontrollably.

Snorlaxophile by UndercoverOrca May 28, 2016

Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

Tinsel Crown by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016