Snorlaxophile

When you are have weird crushes on humans that look like snorlax's... Can be awkward turtle when you are in the vicinity as you are obsessed by the thought of a winking snorlax

Dude... Brick is such a snorlaxophile... He starts winking uncontrollably.

by UndercoverOrca May 28, 2016

Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016

Chubbs

A girl known to be drawn to boys that are described as Chubbs, can be termed as a chubby chaser. She sees fat as shine potential and often Is magnetically drawn to the fat one in the gang.

"Oh Jeanie is all about the Chubbs, she's always taking one for the team"

by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

rainbow cow

When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...

Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.

HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.

by UndercoverOrca March 08, 2016

Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

by UndercoverOrca March 06, 2016

Rainbow shit

When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995

"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen

by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

rainbow shit

Girls who wear ridiculous amounts of colours on their clothing. Play safe. Play black.

"Brittany didn't get the memo about always wearing black, it's 2016... She looks like a rainbow took a shit on her

"Yea totally a rainbow shit."

by UndercoverOrca March 07, 2016