Snoosen

Name given to massive chads.

1. Oh Snoosen you’re massive chadly dick is so hot!!!!!
2. Snoosen I love you so much

by NigmaMaleGrindset October 11, 2021

snoose

Chewing Tobbacco; Chaw;

SNOOSE ME! or I need some snoose.

by Pimp Masta Simms April 27, 2003

snoogens

To mean that one is kidding, and to avoid getting ones ass kicked.

I'm gonna fuck your mother...snoogens.

by SANDBLOOM April 24, 2004

Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

by hamking1 April 26, 2011

snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).

"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."

by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012

snoosnoo

The most wonderful and most painful thing any man or man-bot can endure, because its by a 10 foot strong woman that carries clubs around and has very poor grammar.

"Me want snoo snoo" "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and bloody"

by Derek of llamalords.com March 17, 2005

snoogens

your all wrong the definition off snoogens from the movie jay and silent bob simply means "Just kidding"

chris: i am sry matt i had sex with another man last night
Matt: noooooooooooooooooooo
Chris: Snoogens i only love u now lets play video games for 42 hrs strait

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006