"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

Snoose Deuce Kaboose by hamking1 April 26, 2011

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snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).

"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."

snoozenastics by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012

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snoosnoo

The most wonderful and most painful thing any man or man-bot can endure, because its by a 10 foot strong woman that carries clubs around and has very poor grammar.

"Me want snoo snoo" "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and bloody"

snoosnoo by Derek of llamalords.com March 17, 2005

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snoogens

your all wrong the definition off snoogens from the movie jay and silent bob simply means "Just kidding"

chris: i am sry matt i had sex with another man last night
Matt: noooooooooooooooooooo
Chris: Snoogens i only love u now lets play video games for 42 hrs strait

snoogens by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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