SnoJob

When you are geting a blow job, and after you blow your load your girl doesn't spit or swallow. She stands up and makes out with you.

Me: babe can you give me a SnoJob?
Babe: yeah I love sharing with you!

by Ronsard May 11, 2015

Goobie snoobert

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.

You're such a goobie snoobert

by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

by Snoobing November 28, 2016

beer snoob

Somebody who's pretentious enough to think that drinking Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, or Guinness, means they appreciate the fine craft of brewing. Often includes Americans who exclusively drink OTHER countries' mass-produced beers while neglecting to notice their own world-class microbreweries.

Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."

by yajme August 26, 2009

snoobergesh

scottish slang for a cigarette.

heavy going out for a snoobergesh.

by snoobergeshmukka June 5, 2019

Smojob

Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.

Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!

by Smojobbb October 28, 2010

snoobink

v. snoobink: To fail at attempting to be sneaky and disappear much as a ninja would.

"His snoobinking really get's on people's nerves sometimes, especially when he knocks stuff over."

Bob: Hey Tim look over here!
Tim: What?
Bob: *Dashes to other side*
*Trips*
Tim: Way to snoobink, idiot.

by Ejr April 19, 2008