SnoJob
When you are geting a blow job, and after you blow your load your girl doesn't spit or swallow. She stands up and makes out with you.
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Goobie snoobert
A really silly person.
Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
Goobie snoobert by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023
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Snoobing
A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
beer snoob
Somebody who's pretentious enough to think that drinking Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, or Guinness, means they appreciate the fine craft of brewing. Often includes Americans who exclusively drink OTHER countries' mass-produced beers while neglecting to notice their own world-class microbreweries.
Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."
beer snoob by yajme August 26, 2009
Smojob
Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
snoobink
"His snoobinking really get's on people's nerves sometimes, especially when he knocks stuff over."
Bob: Hey Tim look over here!
Tim: What?
Bob: *Dashes to other side*
*Trips*
Tim: Way to snoobink, idiot.
Bob: Hey Tim look over here!
Tim: What?
Bob: *Dashes to other side*
*Trips*
Tim: Way to snoobink, idiot.