snoobink

v. snoobink: To fail at attempting to be sneaky and disappear much as a ninja would.

"His snoobinking really get's on people's nerves sometimes, especially when he knocks stuff over."

Bob: Hey Tim look over here!
Tim: What?
Bob: *Dashes to other side*
*Trips*
Tim: Way to snoobink, idiot.

by Ejr April 19, 2008

Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

by Snoobing November 28, 2016

snoobins

this is a person who is a combination of a sloobins and a noob. It is more of a mockery than just being called sloobins, because now, you are also being called a noob (a really queer internet gaming term for "newbie")

Dang, did u see Tanner's messages last night?

What a snoobins!

by ronnyjr January 6, 2008

Snoobin

When any animal's picture is taken at a wide angle while they are sniffing the camera

Aw naw that rat is snoobin!

by Gablor January 17, 2022