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v. snoobink: To fail at attempting to be sneaky and disappear much as a ninja would.
"His snoobinking really get's on people's nerves sometimes, especially when he knocks stuff over."

Bob: Hey Tim look over here!
Tim: What?
Bob: *Dashes to other side*
*Trips*
Tim: Way to snoobink, idiot.
snoobink by Ejr April 19, 2008
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Snoobing 

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick
Snoobing by Snoobing November 28, 2016
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snoobins 

this is a person who is a combination of a sloobins and a noob. It is more of a mockery than just being called sloobins, because now, you are also being called a noob (a really queer internet gaming term for "newbie")
Dang, did u see Tanner's messages last night?

What a snoobins!
snoobins by ronnyjr January 6, 2008
When any animal's picture is taken at a wide angle while they are sniffing the camera
Aw naw that rat is snoobin!
Snoobin by Gablor January 17, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026