Smojob
Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
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smojob
Named after Smo-----------------------When too girls suck a guys dick at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. So they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your dick
smojob by Stefan Smo,,,,, January 24, 2003
Boober Smoober
Boober Smoober by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008
Smooboo
Smooboo(s) are very special, long lost creatures who reconnected in Irvine California after spending roughly 19 years apart. After uniting with one another, they are on a mission to return home to their special world Smoobooland. Smoobooland is inhabited by peaceful animals and creatures who complete a sustainable ecosystem for the two Smooboos to love amongst. However, Smoobooland carries rules that govern the lands one of which to be considered the most important: "There can only be two Smooboos in Smoobooland"
boober smoober
1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
boober smoober by jarret and pat October 7, 2008
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