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Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!
Smojob by Smojobbb October 28, 2010
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smojob by smojo June 28, 2003
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Named after Smo-----------------------When too girls suck a guys dick at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. So they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your dick
Damn those girls gave me the best smojob i've ever had, They made me cum in buckets!!!!
smojob by Stefan Smo,,,,, January 24, 2003
An arbitrary word that some person came up with to identify a meme containing a fake youtube video screenshot where the contents are edited into another picture and the title of the video is changed to something like "Top 10 _____ _____ of all time"
Smooby literally has no other meaning than this
Smooby by Hi Amy! October 1, 2018

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.
yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"
Boober Smoober by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008
Smooboo(s) are very special, long lost creatures who reconnected in Irvine California after spending roughly 19 years apart. After uniting with one another, they are on a mission to return home to their special world Smoobooland. Smoobooland is inhabited by peaceful animals and creatures who complete a sustainable ecosystem for the two Smooboos to love amongst. However, Smoobooland carries rules that govern the lands one of which to be considered the most important: "There can only be two Smooboos in Smoobooland"
Smooboo 1: Smooboo?
Smooboo 2: Aja Baja Boo
Smooboo 3: Smoobooloobs
Smooboo 4: Para Tu
Smooboo by Smooboo October 9, 2013

boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"
boober smoober by jarret and pat October 7, 2008
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