Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Snoob

A stylish breastfeeding scarf

I wear my Snoob as a scarf and use it to be discreet when breastfeeding in public.

by Snoobscarf May 28, 2015

Snoob

A person who is a snobby noob who can't admit that they are crap at the game,
so they complain about how crap the game is.

Jamie: Ant you're crap at this
Ant: No I'm not! I shot him about 5 times
Jamie: Yeah, and missed everyone :/
Ant: Not my fault the game is crap!
Jamie: No, You're just crap at it, You Snoob!

by WhoElseButQuagmire November 13, 2011

snoob

Basically combines Super + noob = snoob

So in the end, the person is officially a "super noob".

"Omg, look at that total snoob over there, he is the worst one out of them all!"

"This snoob is ruining the game for us..."

by Extra Terrestrial Loser January 19, 2010

Snoob

A noob that is stupid.

Stupid (S) + noob = Snoob

Term used for online games. Such as Battle Field 2.

That snoob just team killed the whole damn team!

The snoobs got us killed.

by Jared56 April 18, 2008

snoobs

Slang term for a woman's breasts.

Check that girl out! Man, she got humongoid snoobs!

by The Enchanted Butt Monkey August 24, 2003

snoob

A person who has the qualities of being rediculously stupid. One who is very annoying. Or someone who has a mysterious like quality.

The girl was being very snoobish when she didn't shut up about her weekend plans.

by SkeeSuz November 23, 2009