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snizlitch 

Noun:
The female equivalent of a douche-bag; an irritating, haughty flake.
Did you see how the bartender shut down that snizlitch when she tried to get free shots?
That effing snizlitch got a couple free drinks out of me before introducing me to her boyfriend.
Only a snizlitch would wear a mini-skirt, heels, and no coat in 20-below weather, then complain about it.
snizlitch by Poopak February 20, 2010
Related Words
a snobitch is a person who isn't just snobbish but actually takes pride in it, and is bitching about it.
She is such a snob that she wants the whole world to know how special she is. She's a real snobitch!
Snobitch by Niels Hoglund May 23, 2009
The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)
In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?

-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)
snobitch by dredd_90 August 5, 2010

Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

snowbitch 

Quit being a snowbitch and have fun!
snowbitch by cad1988 February 26, 2011

Snagbitch 

An extremely bitchy female. Beyond the normal realm of bitchyness.
She's mad about something again, Look out she's being a snagbitch.
Snagbitch by Bichin July 16, 2009