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Sanabitch by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022
Statbitch
A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Seabitch
Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.
A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.
snobitch
The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)
In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?
-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?
-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)