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shizbitch

Term used when asking someone how they are doing; Can also be used in times of anger or agony
What up shizbitch?
Oh shizbitch, i just got shot!
What the fuck did that shizbitch just say to me?
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Shizbitch

You put your left foot in, you take your right foot out, you grab the nearest hoe and you shake her all about. You do the shizbitch, yeah that's my dance. She screams 'Oh no! Not again!'
1: Hey, what was up with Dan last night?
2: What do you mean?
1: He grabbed my girlfriend and shook her until she screamed.
2: Oh, he was just doin' the shizbitch.
by Helepheil June 19, 2010
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snizlitch

Noun:
The female equivalent of a douche-bag; an irritating, haughty flake.
Did you see how the bartender shut down that snizlitch when she tried to get free shots?
That effing snizlitch got a couple free drinks out of me before introducing me to her boyfriend.
Only a snizlitch would wear a mini-skirt, heels, and no coat in 20-below weather, then complain about it.
by Poopak February 20, 2010
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shebitch

- A man who looks like a lady.
- A man with long hair.
- A lady who acts like a man.
- Shut up Mo, you shebitch!
- Yo, look at that guys long hair, what a shebitch!
- (Ashley slaps Joe in the face.)
Joe says: Yo, calm down shebitch!
by Miro January 15, 2005
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Shizatch

Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
by Rhykker April 30, 2008
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Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
by youlazyass December 6, 2009
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Shitnitch

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009
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