snizlitch 

Noun:
The female equivalent of a douche-bag; an irritating, haughty flake.

Did you see how the bartender shut down that snizlitch when she tried to get free shots?
That effing snizlitch got a couple free drinks out of me before introducing me to her boyfriend.
Only a snizlitch would wear a mini-skirt, heels, and no coat in 20-below weather, then complain about it.

snizlitch by Poopak February 20, 2010

shizbitch 

Term used when asking someone how they are doing; Can also be used in times of anger or agony

What up shizbitch?
Oh shizbitch, i just got shot!
What the fuck did that shizbitch just say to me?

shizbitch by Max, The White Nigga Wit A Fro April 25, 2010

shiznitch 

The cat's meow, the dog's bollox, the best.

A nonsense formulation popularised by Tenacious D's lazy urban hymn to love: "My biznitch is the Shiznitch"

shiznitch by rach February 20, 2004

pizatch for the snizatch 

Slang term for the birth control patch. Original phrase was "patch for the snatch", which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at "pizatch for the snizatch".

"Is she on the pill dude?"
"No, but she's got the pizatch for the snizatch!"

pizatch for the snizatch by Jason Blessing January 3, 2004

spiznitch 

Nonsensical version of "spinach".

Shiznit, biznitch! Where's my spiznitch?

spiznitch by Alikchi November 8, 2002

sniznatch

Urbanized snatch

i want to eat that ho's sniznatch

sniznatch by ziggy smallz April 30, 2003

Shizbitch 

You put your left foot in, you take your right foot out, you grab the nearest hoe and you shake her all about. You do the shizbitch, yeah that's my dance. She screams 'Oh no! Not again!'

1: Hey, what was up with Dan last night?
2: What do you mean?
1: He grabbed my girlfriend and shook her until she screamed.
2: Oh, he was just doin' the shizbitch.

Shizbitch by Helepheil June 19, 2010