Sniffness

Sniffness.
A term for losing ones sense of smell. I.e. deafness, blindness and sniffness.

Only sniffness could have prevented her from knowing the disco fanny was truly terrible.

by Sniffalotti June 13, 2018

Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you

David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."

by Dabito February 24, 2011

spliffness

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

diaper sniffers

obsessive parent/parents regarding their child's health & safety.

parents now a days are forced by law to be diaper sniffers.

by jimbo tx May 29, 2015

Sniffers Bridge

A term used to define the region of flesh that spans between the pink and the stink of a female body.

(approximately 10mm)

what did you get upto last night?
took her back to mine and she let me cross sniffers bridge.

by BlGBUCK April 21, 2009