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"Went clubbing with the missus last night, when we got into bed she had one hell of a disco fanny."
by Nathaniel Jones December 3, 2003
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The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.
Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
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Females commonly use primitive and sexual dance moves (Twerking or Slut Drops) whilst clubbing to attract a fertile male for intercourse.

During this mating ritual, the keener female dancers and particularly the larger ladies perspiratie heavily.... The additional moisture between the "Lady Lips" results in "Disco Fanny"
Eww... You're minge stinks! You've got disco fanny!!
by Conk69 June 27, 2020
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