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A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.
*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*
Commonly seen in nightclubs
*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*
Commonly seen in nightclubs
Jägerwicked
A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.
Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.
Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!
Also it tastes really good.
Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.
Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!
Also it tastes really good.
Jägerwicked by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009
Grave Logging
This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.
After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."
Grave Logging by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009
Hard Dad
A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.
(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)
If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.
Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.
Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.
-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)
If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.
Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.
Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.
-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
Fanny Trap
One of many games played by the female Species
Most common way to spot when you in the trap:
-when everything is perfect with a woman, but you aren’t getting any action.
-Where you end up staying or going back to a girl who isn’t particularly attractive... she’s just good in bed.
Just remember ladies like sex as much as men... don’t get caught in the trap!
Most common way to spot when you in the trap:
-when everything is perfect with a woman, but you aren’t getting any action.
-Where you end up staying or going back to a girl who isn’t particularly attractive... she’s just good in bed.
Just remember ladies like sex as much as men... don’t get caught in the trap!
Fanny Trap by BlGBUCK June 29, 2009