A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.
(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)
If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.
Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.
Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.
-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)
If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.
Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.
Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.
-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009
A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.
*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*
Commonly seen in nightclubs
*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*
Commonly seen in nightclubs
"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009
One of many games played by the female Species
Most common way to spot when you in the trap:
-when everything is perfect with a woman, but you aren’t getting any action.
-Where you end up staying or going back to a girl who isn’t particularly attractive... she’s just good in bed.
Just remember ladies like sex as much as men... don’t get caught in the trap!
Most common way to spot when you in the trap:
-when everything is perfect with a woman, but you aren’t getting any action.
-Where you end up staying or going back to a girl who isn’t particularly attractive... she’s just good in bed.
Just remember ladies like sex as much as men... don’t get caught in the trap!
by BlGBUCK June 29, 2009
A term used to describe a very ugly person
When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor
When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor
by BlGBUCK June 01, 2009
When a man has an erection and it is poking out the top of his underwear.
This could be unintentional or could be used to disguise the mans stiff member in dangerous situations.
This could be unintentional or could be used to disguise the mans stiff member in dangerous situations.
"I couldn't get rid of my hard-on for love nor money, so I had to use the Peeping soldier technique to hide it so i could go and answer the door"
by BlGBUCK May 11, 2009
A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.
Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.
Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!
Also it tastes really good.
Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.
Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!
Also it tastes really good.
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009
This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.
After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009