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Hard Dad

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all
by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009
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Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor
I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!
by BlGBUCK June 1, 2009
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Grave Logging

This is an activity that involves removing the metal lid of a flower holder, from a grave stone. Then excreting into the hole then replacing the lid.

After the initial risk of this activity you will see the funny side, which is when the friends and family of the deceased come with fresh flowers and have to scoop out the mess which they believe is just soil.
"We went grave logging last night, I heard someone coming while I was logged on so had to cut it off and hide."
by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009
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Jägerwicked

A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.

Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.

Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!

Also it tastes really good.
"You wer so drunk last night man"
Yeah I was fine until I had those Jägerwickeds!"
by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009
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Sniffers Bridge

A term used to define the region of flesh that spans between the pink and the stink of a female body.

(approximately 10mm)
what did you get upto last night?
took her back to mine and she let me cross sniffers bridge.
by BlGBUCK April 21, 2009
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Fanny Trap

One of many games played by the female Species

Most common way to spot when you in the trap:

-when everything is perfect with a woman, but you aren’t getting any action.

-Where you end up staying or going back to a girl who isn’t particularly attractive... she’s just good in bed.

Just remember ladies like sex as much as men... don’t get caught in the trap!
Poor John, hes been caught in the Fanny trap.
by BlGBUCK June 29, 2009
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Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs
"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."
by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009
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