Sneezebar

Sneezebar (Noun): Someone who will purposely try to sneeze in your mouth instead of in his/her hand or tissue.

Guy 1: Achew!
Guy 2: What the hell man that went in my mouth! Your such a sneezebar!

by Corngoblin September 8, 2011

sleezeball

an utterly and completely incompitent person. a jerk. an asshole. someone who is just grimey

" Wow, that sales guy was a complete sleezeball."

by dick rutter November 11, 2013

sneezegasm

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

Free-Sneezer

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.

by LeighRay November 21, 2011

sneezer

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

Sneezarheas

When you try to hold a sneeze in when you have diarrhea and all the force makes you crap your pants.

One day I was sitting at a stop light and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to shit myself. Almost simultaneously I felt I had to sneeze. Like an idiot, I pinched my nose and held my sneeze causing me to shit myself so hard that it shot up my back almost to my neck. Worst case of the sneezarheas that I've ever had!

by All you can eat fish as the Y! January 16, 2010