Definitions by Kristofolis

dictator

A man that walks around with a potato on his dick. ie) Chuck Norris

No one can prove that Chuck Norris is a dictator because all who look at him get roundhouse kicked into oblivion.

Merch

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

Merch