sneezebarf 

When you're drunk like a motherfucker, you feel you need to sneeze (what could go wrong, right?) but you end up barfing all over whoever/whatever you're facing.

-Hey dude, did you hear what happened last night? Jennifer, that fucking cunt ex-girlfriend of mine, tried to get into Tiger, Tiger completely shitfaced. The bouncers stopped her of course and while arguing, she accidentally sneezebarfed all over them!
-Awesome, hope she got spanked!

sneezebarf by asgfhsdnbdsbnsdfbsdfbsdgbnsgng November 30, 2010

sneezeburger 

a burger, with or without cheese, that has been sneezed on.

Wendy's employee: *sneezes on hand holding burger*
Girl: Did he sneeze on my cheeseburger?
Friend: You got a double bacon sneezeburger!

sneezeburger by ambbb May 24, 2008

Sneezebaiting 

The feeling when you are about to sneeze, but the moment it's supposed to happen, it disappears.

My nose decided to sneezebait me again.

It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.

Sneezebaiting by snailpale September 5, 2023

Sneezebar 

Sneezebar (Noun): Someone who will purposely try to sneeze in your mouth instead of in his/her hand or tissue.

Guy 1: Achew!
Guy 2: What the hell man that went in my mouth! Your such a sneezebar!

Sneezebar by Corngoblin September 8, 2011

Sneezebang 

When used in a sentence, the user would say something is off the sneezebang. It referes to the act being amazing cool and pleasureable. Sneezebang is the ultimate phrase to express ones feelings of joy

That guy is off the sneezbang.
On a scale of 1 to 10, that was at sneezebang level.
That is the sneezebang

Sneezebang by Alex von Schmit May 13, 2010

sneezefart 

haha sneeze then fart

omg mom why did you sneezefart all over the house

sneezefart by milffryer420 March 7, 2023