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skeezebag 

The lowest form of "dirty-guys", skeezebags employ the worst pick-up lines while flaunting to badly sculpted metrosexual beards and body odour.
SB: Are those spacepants? Cuz' your ass is outta this world.
Normal Girl: Ew, do you hear this guy? What a skeezebag.
skeezebag by Jenks October 10, 2005

steezebandit 

A person who posseses a large amount of steeze when skiing (or maybe snowboarding).
They have so much steeze that one would they must have robbed the steeze from someone, thus being a bandit.
Example 1: Yo! That nigga just stomped that cab 9 d-spin dizaster 810 out into a nosebutter switchup cork 7 octograb. he is such a steezebandit

Example 2: Man, he just destroyed that huge yeti by pulling that gnar switch 270 disaster over that down flat down rail and then stomped that steeeeezzzeee zerospin truenose over the stepup gap.
steezebandit by ladontrelle November 6, 2007

sneezebarf 

When you're drunk like a motherfucker, you feel you need to sneeze (what could go wrong, right?) but you end up barfing all over whoever/whatever you're facing.
-Hey dude, did you hear what happened last night? Jennifer, that fucking cunt ex-girlfriend of mine, tried to get into Tiger, Tiger completely shitfaced. The bouncers stopped her of course and while arguing, she accidentally sneezebarfed all over them!
-Awesome, hope she got spanked!

sneezeburger 

a burger, with or without cheese, that has been sneezed on.
Wendy's employee: *sneezes on hand holding burger*
Girl: Did he sneeze on my cheeseburger?
Friend: You got a double bacon sneezeburger!
sneezeburger by ambbb May 24, 2008

Sneezebaiting 

The feeling when you are about to sneeze, but the moment it's supposed to happen, it disappears.
My nose decided to sneezebait me again.

It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.
Sneezebaiting by snailpale September 5, 2023

Sneezebar 

Sneezebar (Noun): Someone who will purposely try to sneeze in your mouth instead of in his/her hand or tissue.
Guy 1: Achew!
Guy 2: What the hell man that went in my mouth! Your such a sneezebar!
Sneezebar by Corngoblin September 8, 2011