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skeezebag 

The lowest form of "dirty-guys", skeezebags employ the worst pick-up lines while flaunting to badly sculpted metrosexual beards and body odour.
SB: Are those spacepants? Cuz' your ass is outta this world.
Normal Girl: Ew, do you hear this guy? What a skeezebag.
skeezebag by Jenks October 10, 2005

steezebandit 

A person who posseses a large amount of steeze when skiing (or maybe snowboarding).
They have so much steeze that one would they must have robbed the steeze from someone, thus being a bandit.
Example 1: Yo! That nigga just stomped that cab 9 d-spin dizaster 810 out into a nosebutter switchup cork 7 octograb. he is such a steezebandit

Example 2: Man, he just destroyed that huge yeti by pulling that gnar switch 270 disaster over that down flat down rail and then stomped that steeeeezzzeee zerospin truenose over the stepup gap.
steezebandit by ladontrelle November 6, 2007

sneezebarf 

When you're drunk like a motherfucker, you feel you need to sneeze (what could go wrong, right?) but you end up barfing all over whoever/whatever you're facing.
-Hey dude, did you hear what happened last night? Jennifer, that fucking cunt ex-girlfriend of mine, tried to get into Tiger, Tiger completely shitfaced. The bouncers stopped her of course and while arguing, she accidentally sneezebarfed all over them!
-Awesome, hope she got spanked!

sneezeburger 

a burger, with or without cheese, that has been sneezed on.
Wendy's employee: *sneezes on hand holding burger*
Girl: Did he sneeze on my cheeseburger?
Friend: You got a double bacon sneezeburger!
sneezeburger by ambbb May 24, 2008

Sneezebaiting 

The feeling when you are about to sneeze, but the moment it's supposed to happen, it disappears.
My nose decided to sneezebait me again.

It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.
Sneezebaiting by snailpale September 5, 2023

Sneezebar 

Sneezebar (Noun): Someone who will purposely try to sneeze in your mouth instead of in his/her hand or tissue.
Guy 1: Achew!
Guy 2: What the hell man that went in my mouth! Your such a sneezebar!
Sneezebar by Corngoblin September 8, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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