Sneejaculate

1) Sneezing at the same time you ejaculate.

2) Ejaculation caused by sneezing.

I sneejaculated when I had sex last night.
I sneejaculated in math class, thank god no one saw.

Sneejaculate by ErenYayger October 22, 2014

sneejaculate

When you sneeze and ejaculate at the same time

I was railing Catherine hard and some weird smell got up my nose making me sneeze while I nutted at the same time, i.e, I sneejaculated

sneejaculate by benny01 October 14, 2023

Sleepjaculate

The act of ejaculating while sleepturbating.

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."

Sleepjaculate by JH417 March 2, 2011

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

shejaculate 

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter

Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.

shejaculate by smurfdog April 21, 2014

Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

Specjaculate by Shane O September 6, 2007

Shejaculate 

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.

Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.

Shejaculate by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021