Sleepturbating

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The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009

Words you can keep

Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.

Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.

Sleeperbating by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

Slapturbating

When you aggressively slap your genitals to complete ejaculation.

Person: Do you slap to get off?

Person #2: What do you mean?

Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut

Slapturbating by NjamesC April 1, 2020

Sleepurbating

kinda like sleep walking but masturbating

My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week

Sleepurbating by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010

sleepurbating

the act of masturbating while asleep.

John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.

So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.

sleepurbating by Clark Willow September 30, 2008

sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep

Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)

sleepterbaiting by shernanagins March 24, 2012

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026