Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

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Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

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Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.

Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.

by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

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Slapturbating

When you aggressively slap your genitals to complete ejaculation.

Person: Do you slap to get off?

Person #2: What do you mean?

Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut

by NjamesC April 1, 2020

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Sleepurbating

kinda like sleep walking but masturbating

My girlfriend woke me up last night ad told me i was sleepurbating again thats the third time this week

by Pimpopotamus August 7, 2010

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sleepurbating

the act of masturbating while asleep.

John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.

So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.

by Clark Willow September 30, 2008

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