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Snarfling
snarf /snärf/
–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.
–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.
–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."
snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".
snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."
snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."
snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".
snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."
snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
Related Words
Snarfling • snarfing • snarkling • snorfling • Snarffing • Snarffling • Snarfingtons • SNARLING DRAGON • Snaffling • Snardling
Snarfling
Snarfling is the act of pushing ones nose into someone's asshole whilst making snorting noises like a pig oinking. The snarfler ends up with a dookie, taint grease covered nose and face.
Last night my boyfriend snarfled me for hours.... I love kissing him and tasting what I had for dinner last night. I love his snarfling abilities.
Snarfling by Grundkemonkey May 22, 2021
Snerfligate
After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:
snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.
snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.
Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009
scarfing
Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007
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