Shartkins

The act of one's anus being tossed by another member of the same or opposite sex, while in the act of sharting. (see shart)

Tucker: Hey Ken, you see that member of the Village People cover band?

Ken: The fat hairy biker?

Tucker: Yea babe, I had him lick my Shartkins. (lisp)

by Bibble Beez June 16, 2011

Shartkin

The act of finding a suspicious napkin next to dumpster that has a 1 in a billion chance of being used as an anal wipeage utencil by an anonymous homeless man/woman.

Nathan: dooOooOOD! I touched a napkin and I think it had a gray/green/blue/orange/pink/dark brown/black stain on it around midnight so I couldn't fucking see anyway but It's probably going to get on my carpet then my floor and steering wheel and kill me.
Wheece: Well that sounds like a SHARTKIN my friend.
Tyler: Let me smell it to make sure.

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021