Shartkins

The act of one's anus being tossed by another member of the same or opposite sex, while in the act of sharting. (see shart)

Tucker: Hey Ken, you see that member of the Village People cover band?

Ken: The fat hairy biker?

Tucker: Yea babe, I had him lick my Shartkins. (lisp)

by Bibble Beez June 16, 2011

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

smatkins

The relationship between The Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins and The Blackout's singer Sean Smith, both amazing Welsh Bands.

Major Smatkins action last night at the Lostprophets/The Blackout set. Ian and Sean were all over each other

by Laura Copp January 30, 2008

Sharkisha

A fabaluss child who has an amazing acne mustache. She’ll be forever alone but that’s okay.

Boy: Wow look at Sharkisha crying in the corner

Girl: Welp just another normal day.

by Klassic with a K December 22, 2017

Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007