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Snackflex 

Snackflexing is when you go to a convenience store in a foreign country, buy a tonne of snacks, line them all up in a presentable way in the same way you would line up huge bricks of money, weed, and booze, and take a photo of it to flex on Instagram. Extra points if you put a rolled blunt infront or having a guy dat-assing it in the backround with grills on.

You can flex on others with how difficult to procure, bizarre, unique, and exotic the snacks are in your snackflex.
My Instagram snackflex right now is on point, suckas!
Snackflex by SnackFlexKingpin June 15, 2016
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verb

To abscond with food. snackling is the act of stealing food, often in a humorous manner. The phrase was originally used when a person hoarded a particular snack, usually in a social situation. The term now covers any act of pilfering food.
The raccoon snackled the sandwhich from the picnic table.

Dude, you just snackled the last chip.
snackle by Neoproxy December 14, 2009
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snacklessphere 

A whole other dimension in the universe, more commonly known as the annoying layer of air in common packaged snacks that detracts from facilitated consumption and enjoyment
Dude, I paid $2 for a bag of chips, and all I got was snacklessphere.

snackless 

To be or to go without food for a substantial amount of time
I've been snackless for three hours, can you believe that!

Snackflix 

1. My best snackflix recipe is Bloody Mary and the Vikings
2. Bryan, are you snackflixing again?! - Go, do something with your life!
Snackflix by romeus99 September 30, 2016
My wife likes it when I slobber on her snackflap
Snackflap by Jokester78 August 13, 2022

Mooncrack snackler 

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board