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Snackmass

Snackmass, a period of time around the festive period when people that can't aford Christmas dinner go to the local corner shop and by a large pile of crappy junk food and eat it all in one day whilst watching shit Christmas films.
Person 1: what are you doing for Christmas? Seeing your family?
Person 2: No I hate my family. And I can't afford my own christmas dinner so I'm just going to do a Snackmass with my girlfriend instead.
by Crimbo dictionary December 26, 2018
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slackass

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.
Do it yourself, slackass.
by innocentsinner March 10, 2005
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slackassery

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.
Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.
by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010
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Snackman

Noun- A person that buys a group some snacks. Used in College classes, however it can be applied to high school classes as well.

Names and Titles of Honor- The person can also be called the Snack Man, Snack-man. Some are Snackmaster, the female Snackbringer can be called a Snackchick or a Snackgirl.

Role- The Snackman can pass the role to another person or the group can pick someone that is not present if they want to. Once the task is assigned, the previous snackman can bring in some snacks. The new snackman must order pizza for the his groups new snack, while the previous snackman brings drinks. The role of the Snackman can't be passed on until the current one has bought some snacks for the group each week until the group picks a new snackman.

Snacks- The snacks that are brought to the classes can range form
1 Mansentials from the Man Store
2 The Chips- Ranges from Doritos and Pringles to Funyuns.
3 The Beef Jerky- Ranges from Jack Link's Original to Sweet and Hot.
4 Sun Flower Seeds
5 Bubble Gum- Hubba Bubba to Juicy Fruit
6 Some Mints- Altoids, Eclipse and York Mints.
7 Candy- Skittles, Starburst.
8 Chocolate Donuts.
9 Drinks- cold 2-Liter bottles, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite. for parties only.
10 Pizza, bought by the new snackman as his first snack for the group.

Spending- the most that is usually spent on the snacks is 53 to 61 dollars.
The snacks can be bought at a gas station like Sunco, or Hess.
Kyle- I've got the pizzas!
Mike- Wheres the Snackman?
Me- I've got the snacks!
Mike- Sweet. *Yells* The Snackmans here!
Me- Hey Kyle, your the Snackman for the next few weeks, Ok?
Kyle- Ok..
Kyle So how about a pizza party on October the 30th?
Me- I'll get the drinks!
Mike- I'll get the cups then.
by Fox Cruton March 8, 2009
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snackmosphere

The excess air that is found in snack bags such as tortilla and potatoe chips; used to prevent crushing of the product.
The Doritoes company was grateful that its product was protected by the snackmosphere.
by Phillip February 6, 2004
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snacklessphere

A whole other dimension in the universe, more commonly known as the annoying layer of air in common packaged snacks that detracts from facilitated consumption and enjoyment
Dude, I paid $2 for a bag of chips, and all I got was snacklessphere.
by Illiterate children in March 30, 2008
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snacktastic

a tasty treat, that one finds to be quite pleasurable.
Those cookies were snacktastic.
by aaron a karpa August 30, 2005
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